Posts Tagged ‘2 Bros Pizza’

Tuesday Feb 16, 2010

February 18, 2010

Tuesday was a full and interesting day for me.

1. I had to write my 2 initials on 45 pages on 5 copies. (45*5=2=450 letters.)
2. I had to find a find a notary public and sign the document in front of him.
3. I had to travel to my wife’s lawyer and drop off my final divorce agreement. (The final agreement lays out the terms for the divorce so that when both parties sign it and a judge agrees to it, our divorce settlement will follow those terms. In our case, we will have the religious divorce as soon as we have both signed the agreement. We will remain married civilly until after a NYS judge can review it and agree that it’s fair to all parties involved.)
4. I went to see From Paris With Love
5. For dinner I stopped at the “2 Bros Pizza” on St Marks Place.
6. I went to see “The Tug of War Tour” that @ffidler produces. For information go here.
7. On the way home I passed “Second on Second”, a karaoke bar I’ve heard so much about, but, I’ve never seen. Last night Veni, vidi, vici. The bar is pretty empty on Tuesday nights apparently. And, while I only went in to see the place, and, later, just to sing one song, and, yet later, only to sing two songs, I found myself two hours later telling the karaoke jockey, yet again, that I need to go, because I have work the next morning.

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Uninvited Guests and Fish

February 7, 2010

Friday afternoon, I was in middle of dealing with two projects when my cousin-in-law calls me up. He tells me that a friend of his is visiting NY and needs a place to stay for the weekend.

I understood his question, so I told him no problem. (I have an extra bedroom, so it’s not a big deal. I just lose a bit of my freedom and I have to wear pajamas to bed.) He said they’d meet me outside of my office building in thirty minutes. When I meet them, I see she’s a young woman with about 5 pieces of luggage. (As my CIN describes it, “She brought her house!”)

“How long were you planning on being in New York?”, I ask.

“The weekend”, she answers.

I immediately sense that there’s something “off” about her. I don’t know if it’s her hooded eyes or her slow delivery of words, her lack of intelligence, her slow ambulatory gait, or something else, but I’m on guard and I stay that way the whole time she’s at my place.
I end schlepping her giant suitcase and 2 handbags perched precariously atop it a few blocks, down the subway stairs, onto the train, up the subway stairs, down another block, and up three flights to my humble abode.

After the grand tour of my McMansion, we settle down for day old pasta and “Star Dust”. The whole movie she’s texting and answering phone calls! (We even had to pause the movie a couple of times so she could move to another room and talk “privately”.)

Eight o’clock rolls around. We get back on the subway (sans luggage). I make my way to 2 Bros Pizza on St Mark Place followed by a comedy show, while she goes to the Bronx to sight-see. ?!?
After the show, I go home and I’m ready for bed by midnight. She doesn’t call until about 1 AM. She says she’s leaving for the train now and she’ll be back soon. I am forced to stay up until 3 AM, when she finally gets back to my place. (I couldn’t go to sleep because I knew she might call to say she was lost and because she didn’t have keys to my building or apartment. I didn’t want to risk sleeping through a call and having her stuck out in the cold all night.)
We didn’t wake up (different rooms) until Saturday afternoon. We went to KFC for a quick breakfast. She took off to explore the Big Apple while I went back to my place to meditate. Despite my suggestion that she send a text every couple of hours, I would not hear from her for another six (6) hours.
We met in the subway and made our way to karaoke where my CIL and her “boyfriend” joined us. (I put boyfriend in quotes because she’s apparently married to a Minister and has two (2) children.)
Partway through the evening, she and her “boyfriend” slip out of the karaoke bar.
When karaoke is done, at close to 3 AM, my cousin tries calling her. No response. He comes back to my place, because he wants to pack her up and onto a Greyhound immediately. Eventually, she returns as well, but she doesn’t want to leave. In fact, she wants to stay until Monday.
I tell her no, she must be out by Sunday afternoon and she reluctantly accepts it. (But not before laying a massive guilt trip on me. Fortunately(?), I have a Jewish mother and seven (7) Jewish sisters. Her simple gentile mind games are no match for my Jedi-like anti-guilt trip skills! 😉 )
I finally get to bed by 6 AM. However, by 9 AM I’m awake and anxious to have my own place again.
At 10:30 she comes into the kitchen and informs me that due to the Winter storm, Greyhound canceled her bus. She asked if she could leave her luggage at my place.
After calling Greyhound and confirming that she wasn’t lying, I told her she could pack her stuff into the guest closet, but I cannot be responsible for anything in there.
Finally, at 11:45, she left. But, without her luggage. The story is sure to have a sequel. Joy.

She somehow traveled to New York without money, so she borrowed some from me. I know I will never see that money again. I hope I never see her either.

One uninvited guest for two nights – $40 and a guilt trip.
Gifts or other non-cash payments for my troubles – None.

2 Bros Pizza

February 7, 2010

There are three (3) 2 Bros Pizza locations in New York City.

All three offer two (2) slices of pizza and a can of soda for $2.75. That’s a meal my budget can afford.

The way they get away with offering their meals so inexpensively is by mass-producing and dealing in a high volume. The pizza shops are mobbed, but usually I can get a seat. Even if I can’t there’s a lot of counter space to eat while standing and then “jet”.

These are the locations:

  • 32 St Marks Pl
    btw 2nd & 3rd Ave
    New York, NY 10003
  • 601 Sixth Ave
    btw 17th & 18th St
    New York, NY 10011
  • 542 9th Ave
    at W 40th St
    New York, NY 10018

The shop on St Marks Place is the best that I’ve tried. The pizza is consistently good. The only issues are: portion consistency and pizza temperature. Portion consistency is an issue in every pizza shop I’ve ever gone to. Someday someone, maybe me!, will invent a “Trivial Pursuit”-type stainless steel device that will cut pizza slices evenly, but until then you may end up with one gigantic slice and a tiny one.

I don’t really understand why the pizza temperature fluctuates so wildly. I guess it’s related to the spurts of business that prompt many pies to be cooked at once. This place does not reheat pizza. You order a slice, they cut off a slice. Food delivery is instantaneous.

The shop on 6th Avenue is within walking distance of one of the two movie theaters I use, but the pizza just doesn’t taste as good.

I have never gone to the shop near Times Square.

Crazy Heart

February 1, 2010

I went to see “Crazy Heart” Tuesday, January 26, 2010.

Two of my siblings convinced me that I should go see “Sherlock Holmes”, so against my better judgment I went to go see it. (Un)fortunately, it was sold out when I got to the theater after work. I debated very shortly between going to see “It’s Complicated” and “Crazy Heart”.

“It’s Complicated” looked like a very dumb movie and I’d have to wait two hours for the next showing. “Crazy Heart” looked interesting, even if I couldn’t tell what the plot was by its trailer, and only required a ninety minute wait.

I chose “Crazy Heart”.

Luckily, there’s a nearby pizza shop that offers two slices and a twelve ounce soda for only two dollar and seventy-five cents. I went there to get some dinner and to waste some time. (Sadly, this was their worst performance yet. The slices weren’t very good and the soda can was dirty. When I asked for a cleaner can, the cashier told me the other cans were just as dirty. I prefer the pizzeria in the East Village. They have better slices and cleaner cans.)

After the pizza and a quick browse through a nearby Modells, I settled into my seat.

The movie was a lot better then I expected. It tells the story of an alcoholic country singer who realizes somethings might be more valuable then a drink.

I give it a 7 out of 10. I like old “style” country songs, so I enjoyed the sound track. If that kind of music disturbs you, remove one.